Forgive me Ford I have Sinned

"Mercedes Streeter" (smart) 09/28/2019 at 16:10 • Filed to: Truck Yeah, gambler 500

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One night I woke up from pizza fueled dreams and decided the Ranger needs a White Claw theme.

Thus, meet the White Claw Rascue! Or... “ White Rascue Claw” or “ Rascue White Claw” since I definitely didn’t do this as I imagined. xD

Oh and anyone I follow will see a nice message in their rearview ...

Here’s what it looks like in person:

And in a mirror:

To go is a “no laws when you’re drinking claws” flag, offroad lights, securing the roof rack, a siren, a skid plate, and my CV!

Mercedes Streeter > Mercedes Streeter 09/28/2019 at 16:12

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*CB radio ... but you know, Kinja wants you to only have one shot at writing a post nowadays.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Mercedes Streeter 09/28/2019 at 16:15

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I’m sorry but...nah. Not what I’d do to a perfectly good 4x4 4.0 V6 Ranger by a very long shot. But, to each their own and as long as you like it then my opinion doesn’t mean shit. 

Mercedes Streeter > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 09/28/2019 at 16:26

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You do realize this my Gambler 500 truck, right?

I bought this truck for $700 intending to slowly kill it over the course of as many Gambler 500 rallies as I could. Then I’ll replace it with another and do it all over again. The only thing that’s actually “good” on this truck is the engine. Everything else wears the 230k miles it has very well.

Weird you take offense to me abusing a beater Ranger but not the smart I literally bought brand new. lol

XJDano > Mercedes Streeter 09/28/2019 at 18:29

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I was wondering  Why you put a hibiscus flower on it, then realized it was the logo.

Montalvo > Mercedes Streeter 09/28/2019 at 21:00

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Wait, is that legit spray paint? That is some commitment, I probably would have gone with stickers myself. Ahh, w ho am I fooling? I f my mustang is anything to go by that paint job is probably better than factory.

vicali > Mercedes Streeter 09/28/2019 at 21:10

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I don’t get it. That’s ok though- you do you.

How did you get the rack to stay up there?

Mercedes Streeter > vicali 09/28/2019 at 22:42

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The most redneck way possible. U bolts, copious amounts of flex seal, and fender washers. Gotta trim those nubs down so I don't impale myself.

Future Heap Owner > Mercedes Streeter 09/29/2019 at 02:07

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I really need to get on my tie rod ends (I’ve been working too much lately) so I can try this sort of stuff

Manny05x > Mercedes Streeter 09/29/2019 at 11:38

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This is awesome.. needs more white claw.